General Observations on a Variety of Topics…

 

1. Acoustic Songs: A song that can be used to sell fast food will not suck any less if “unplugged” (I’m looking at you, I’ll Melt With You).

2. Short Shorts: These are the rules for wearing them… Don’t. Odds are you look more like this:

 
Than this:
 
Because guess what…you’re not airbrushed.
 
3.  Little Boys: After three days of hands-on research that included an entire box of angel hair pasta strewn throughout my kitchen, family room, and dining room, I have come to the conclusion that two little boys between the ages of two and three are easier than one preteen girl.
 
4. Home School: Home schooling requires a lot of schooling at home. (Warning: If you’re tempted to comment here about all the fun “field trips” home schoolers can go on, please review the rules for wearing short shorts. They apply here also).
 
5. Bra Etiquette: Missed my post on it? Read it, learn it, live it, and avoid becoming this woman:
 
Or, worse, this woman, who I’m pretty sure is an anorexic hooker even though I saw her eat pizza and did not see her engage in any illegal activity, although this bra infraction bordered on indecent exposure:
Let this be a warning that it’s but a short descent from tacky bra strap exposure
to internet accusations by strangers concerning your.eating habits and chosen line of profession.
 
 

8 thoughts on “General Observations on a Variety of Topics…

  1. GaiaGirl says:

    My daughter was given a padded bra at age 9 (flat as a board & looked 6) & shown how to wear it with tank tops so the cute straps show. That was White Trash Lesson #73 from StepMonster.

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  2. Melanie Jacobson says:

    My proudest moment working retail: we got a shipment of short shorts in four different colors, and I refused to put out anything over a size 8 on the selling floor. Sometimes you have to save people from themselves.

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